Belly

and yes, you can touch my belly. It's fabulous, outrageously gorgeous, the best belly in the universe. I am a goddess. Not only does it not bother me, but I get a strange sort of jollies from it. (Not sexual-- ego lifting. I am superpreggo!! You all want to be me!!) The bigger it gets, the more I like it.*

But no. They probably will not kick for you. They are stubborn little boogers who only kick mommy till she has to lie down. And as soon as they sense foreign hands, they clam up and are "vewy vewy quiet."

Just in case you were wondering.

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*But please, realize that not all pregnant women are like this. Some are quite sensitive and do not want your hands all over them. Ask first. Unless of course you've read a disclaimer like mine, above.