Google Searches

I haven't ever actually done one of these, but my blog-friend Steve does them all the time. I laughed out loud reading over one today so I decided to put a few of my "google found your way here" phrases, and my hopefully clever responses.

My favorite search string: "can someone with a phd work at starbuck's" Well of course they can. In fact, I'm pretty sure UW in Seattle is offering a specialty in it. Does this mean they are tenured baristas? Why, no, only if they publish in the right sort of coffee journals. And if you don't specialize in Starbuck's, you must get your degree in something in the humanities, cause everyone knows they can't get jobs anywhere else.

One I'm always getting: "wonder woman cake pan" Hmm. I think that the blog entry where I wrote about this was where I said I wanted one. Have you tried E-bay?

Another: boyfriend with killer headache and tense neck blogs I can see the guy with a PhD who works at Starbuck's publishing a blog on this. Yes, I can.

And: decorate bedroom copacabana I haven't, but I sure would like to see this decorated room. I'm sure there would be lots of yellow feathers. And I likes me some yellow feathers.

This one: fat kim from texas I'm not fat, I'm pregnant. And I think it's really mean of you to say otherwise. Now you made me feel bad; I'm going to have to go eat some Ben & Jerry's. See what you made me do?

pilates for pets Tituba is a certified Pilates instructor. She's very busy right now, and her client list is all booked up. Maybe sometime next year.

Finally, one to end on: "redneck margarita machine." I believe what you're looking for is this. Just add some lime.