Toasters

I don't know where that rumor started-- was it Ellen's show back when she first came out?-- that when you "converted" a person to the "other team" you got a free toaster. But today, as I was leaving the grocery store, I saw a smiling woman with not much more in her cart than three new toasters. I couldn't help myself but think "woo. Someone had a busy campaign". Then of course I had to stifle my giggles because people would have thought what the hell is that crazy woman laughing at toasters for? Which of course made me need to giggle more.

These are my thoughts, people. Perhaps it's better you don't know.