Friday!*

I'm tempted to do something like what Steve does and have a special for "Friday"... I think he does the Friday Five (no, it's Wednesday Weird Ones....) But I can't think of such clever quirky questions.

So, instead, I'm going to post five things I want to do this weekend. The Friday Five. (Not catchy. Must think of better title.)
(not necessarily in this order)

1. Go to P.F. Chang's for dinner
   I really wanted to do this last night but derelict friends called and demanded we go to this Mexican place instead. I'm dying for some of the CANTONESE CHOW FUN. And I love the big giant horse statues. I do still want to steal their lucky cat statue, though. Do you think I could make it out the door without a waiter clobbering me? I could take one of the hostesses, I think, but if one of the waiters got me, I would give it up.
2. Find and buy the decor for our bar area
   This is not at all exciting. But we've been trying to decide on barstools,** and artwork, and the basic layout for our new bar. It's a cool bar. You're welcome to come to the big party we're going to have to kick it off. Think up a quirky new martini recipe. There's going to be a contest. We aren't sure what you'll win, but it'll be the best. damn. thing. ever. Maybe a date with Eric Estrada. We're talking to his people now. (Really.) (No. Not really.) (Yes, really.) (Don't you trust me?) (No, you're not at all trustworthy, and Eric is a big star since the Surreal Life.) (Fine. Don't believe me. We're also talking to Tammy Faye's people.) (No You're Not.) (Uh huh). (Nuh uh). (Uh huh uh huh times infinity)
3. Go to Bellydance class on Saturday.
   But we usually have long leisurely mornings on the weekend, and Andrew hasn't been home on the weekend in like three weeks. So this might be out already.
4. I really can't think of any more options. And they're not funny, either. Despite that lame attempt at humor on number 2. So I'm making a command decision and cutting this SHORT! Who were the ad wizards who thought this idea up? (the Donald Steps In) You're fired.

*Okay. I know it's not Friday. I didn't realize this till halfway through the post. So I'm leaving it anyway.

**Do you like this one? This (in black) is what is in the "Lead."