Friday the 13th

AH! That's what I should have written about! That long wait-staff rant was just another one. Here is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the.... enough already! On Friday the 13th. NOT unlucky. Unless you're so freaked out about the day that you make it unlucky by being freaked out and causing bad luck in a freakish self-fulfilling prophecy of doom.

Friday 13th is a special, wonderful, happy day. It's Wednesday the 3rd that you should REALLY be worried about. (Ominous music swells).