Pixel Kims

Hah! Because she's a fabulous person and web surfer looking at things I hadn't seen, Liz sent me to this website yesterday in a comment. Oh Glorious glory! While I still think a pixel-person created by Chris D. would be cool, I have a few pixel Kims that I made on the website. The first is just a plain old Kim, standing around, perhaps waiting for the husband to finish making her a latte. She's wearing her favorite red shirt and her loose fitting (not the skinny) jeans. Too many lattes have made her have to keep the skinny jeans in the closet for now.

The next Kim has been watching a lot of MTV and just got back from Hot Topic where she felt sort of old around the other shoppers, but still loved the cool t-shirts and funky "punk rock" pants that she's wanted since punk was cool the first time (and a lot more hard core). At Hot Topic, she did see this t-shirt she totally wanted to get for the future Wells Jr. (Not that the Wells Jr. will be around to wear it for a long while, as far as she knows, but it's still so damned cute.)

Then we have "going out to P.F. Chang's for dinner" pixel Kim. Again in red, she has a loose fit so she can eat all of her rice-noodles with ginger & chicken and basil, as well as share on of those "Great Wall" chocolate desserts.


Then we have Pixel Kim's true (wickedly naughty but still sweet) nature. You realize, of course, that I do own my very own angel wings? Why, there's a picture of me wearing them right over there in my "profile" link. These wings are in their real color, when I don't magically turn them white because it freaks people out for me to have fairy wings instead of angel ones. Cause thinking I'm a naughty fairy worries them.

Then finally, we have what is undoubtedly my favorite pixel Kim, although I have to admit I don't own my own pair of handcuffs in real-life. I really like the leather cat suit. (Which I have seen AND TRIED ON at Hot Topic in the past. Granted, it was a Halloween costume, but maybe someday I'll deserve to wear a skin tight pleather cat suit like this one.)

Now this doesn't mean that if you're trying to create a pixel version of me on your own, you talented fabulous people you, that you should stop. I mean, what I really want is a pixel Kim in a bellydance outfit. Maybe my red one, that you see pictured in the post below. (Hint. Hint). But these will do for now.

I tried to make a Pixel Hubby but the guys on the website were all hopelessly NOT my husband. The girl who created this comic has a fairly normal image of what a girl can look like with the proper workouts and sensible eating. But the boy bodies were all ridiculously buff with World Power Lifter Abs. I am afraid the poor thing has some real disappointment ahead of her with the reality of husband-ly-ness. But that's another blog.