Feets?

To begin, some background.

I have Fred Flintstone fat stubby feet. At 5.7 feet 1/2 high, I have feet that are approximately 7s, or 6.5s depending on the brand. But they are WIDE and square.

My mom (Sorry mom. you'll just have to live with your internet infamy) has long, monkey feet. Long, narrow toes, with a slender, not at all fat-like-mine appearance.

So imagine my surprise this evening when I looked down and noticed that, on my left foot, my second toe suddenly looks like my mom's foot. She can grip things (like, say, a roll of quarters) with her toes.

Yes. My mother's feet are long. And narrow. And slightly--

Well. Simian.

WTF?!!

Do our feet grow after 30? How the hell can my feet suddenly look like my mother's feet? Where the Hell did this long narrow toe come from?

Is there someone I can discuss this issue with, perhaps someone in management, who can give me a refund, or a gift card with store credit or something?

I feel so.....
defeeted.