What are you gonna do with it?

The phone rings. I answer "hello?"
woman, sounding tentative: "um, how much is it for an infant?"
"I think you have the wrong number."
"this isn't treehouse learning center?"
(thinking, if it were, wouldn't I have said that instead of hello?) nope.

But what I really wanted to say was:

The phone rings. I answer "hello?"
woman, sounding tentative: "um, how much is it for an infant?"
"how much are you willing to pay?

Really. The answers are unlimited to that one. I keep thinking of more, and it just keeps gettin' funnier.