Wow. wow.

There's this machine at the gym that is for leg presses. It makes this noise as you go up and down that sounds like "WOW." wow. Wow. Depending on how hard/soft you push, it sounds louder and/or more emphatic.

I was thinking that this would be a good innovation for many kinds of workout equipment. Encouragement. Cheering crowds when you run on the treadmill. Gasps of wonder as you do thirty minutes on the elliptical or stair stepper. Weight machines with built in "oooh... you're a stud" noises. Motivation would increase, the country would scoot back from the levels of obesity we're at now. WOOOOWWW.