I need to hurry, I've already missed the opening remarks....

Check out the homosexual, feminist and fundamentalist agenda on Long Story, Short Pier. I want desperately to plagiarize it and claim it's my idea. But no, that would just be wrong. So instead, a link! And a lazy blog on a day when I can't bear to sit at the computer all day again.

I can just make it in time to start undermining world religions. Wooooh! But I'm sad I missed the donuts.