I Myself Am, Strange & Unusual

Tidbits

Last night I had several dreams (I can dream serially-- you know, you wake up, and then when you go back to sleep you can start the same dream over again?) about Dave Navarro & Carmen Electra's wedding. Probably cause I had just watched the show on MTV. I dreamt they were going to have their wedding here at my house, and I was scurrying around trying to get it all ready for the wedding guests to arrive. It was an odd dream. Neither Dave nor Carmen were actually in the dream-- but presumably, they would have eventually shown up. You know. In case that fabulously expensive Hollywood thing didn't work out, they'd be up for a small house in a suburb of Texas.

Also, today we're doing a "last episode of Sex in the City" party at my place. I'm serving good food, lots of martini type drinks. Wanna come? I even got these cute napkins with a Carrie-esque dress on them.

For the continuing adventures of Kim @ Starbuck's, overheard from one of the young employees the other day while waiting for my latte:

Why don't they, instead of experimenting on animals, use prisoners?

This was said with no sense of irony. Cause, you know, once someone has committed a crime, they are not only no longer human, they are sub-animal, too. She didn't even specify "really bad evil mean criminals." So be careful, if said Starbuck's employee becomes queen of the world one day. Don't cheat on your taxes or write a bad check. Cause then you could go to jail and become a human sub-guinea pig. It's not that I'm all for poking animals in the eye with toxic chemicals, but this is a bit on the absurd side.

Finally, for those of you who have been following the Bulimia Kitty episodes-- I think I may have discovered the bizarre thing that is causing her to be sick sometimes. Chicken flavored cat food. She hadn't had any for a while, and yesterday she did, and yesterday she threw up again. So. That only makes a weird sort of sense. But whoever heard of a cat allergic to chicken? Apparently, mine is. We'll see-- no more chicken flavored food, and if she doesn't puke, then that's it! Yay! It would be very nice if she would get back to normal.