Okay, I've got pizza, I've got strawberry & lime margaritas (swirly margs is the technical term). I've got the entire 2 seasons of Family Guy on DVD. And I've got: 0 out of 3 invited guests. Sad face.

On another note: when you accidentally spill water from the fridge water dispenser down your pants and it looks a little bit like you wet yourself, a good thing to do is go change pants before those late friends get here. I'm going to do so now. :)