My clothes are exponentially reproducing

and not in a good wayI know I said I was going to the gym. Just in a sec. I had to explain this in case when I pull open my sock drawer in a sec, I am buried under an avalanche of un-matched socks.

In all of my drawers, there is this huge pile of crap I never wear, don't remember buying, and that doesn't match. And honestly, it really really seems like there is more every day.

Are you guys losing clothes? Cause maybe there's a wormhole somewhere sucking all your stuff into my drawers.

huh. huh. I said drawers. and sucking.