Sunday, November 30, 2003

Exercise

If I spend the entire day PLANNING to exercise, is that the same as actually doing it?

Or if I post yet another link to the many many ways in the world to waste time while waiting for your lunch (a Lean Cusine Dijon Beef Tips, thank you for asking) to digest, and then find that it's been too long and now I have to wait for dinner? How about if I start my new leaf Tuesday (cause I have to work Monday?)

This is a useful and helpful addition to humanity's needs.

I found this addition to my definition of my webly-logy thing:

procrapstination: Procrastination while relocating--specifically, avoiding packing when you realize how much crap you have and try to figure out how much of it you can leave behind.
Example: After much procrapstination, Chris decided it would not be necessary to take along his entire scrap metal collection
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Procrastinitis: Condition in which employees or students are absent the day before an important project is due, inherently due to them putting the work off until the last possible minute.
Example: The student, stricken with Procrastinitis, remained home to finish the 4 page essay (the day before it was due).
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procrasturbater: someone who gets their kicks from putting things off
Example: I am a master at procrastibating, I'll tell you all about it later!

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